Your Empire needs you!


Lend your strong right arm to your Empire! Of course, it may end up chopped off by a lightsaber, but you’ll be a hero! Your Sith Lord needs you to maintain the honor and glory of the Empire. Of course, there’s a height and weight requirement since we’re too cheap to make Stormtrooper outfits in different sizes. No previous experience with a blaster necessary. Of course, we’ll teach you. Actually, we probably won’t. Just don’t point it at yourself, okay? (LINK)

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